Tuesday, January 27, 2009

You know what I hate about socks?

So, socks keep your feet warm and stuff. Socks are kept together with small seams at the front which are "Practically undetectable" but I am totally annoyed by them! I feel them! They hurt so badly! Socks squeeze my toes! My toes feel like they need to be separated, like in toe-socks, but I cannot find toe-socks!!! Socks are so itchy! They always fall down when I'm wearing long socks, especially when I'm skiing. I hate socks!!!

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why don't you ask your Grandma to help you find toe socks? She gets lots of good catalogs and can probably find you a pair or two. And while you're at it why don't you tell us what you hate about clothes in general.

Rory the Ranter said...

because toe socks are weird... mom gave me the idea for toe socks, but later i decided that i don't want them. they are too weird. the tags on clothes itch me, the clothes itch me... i could go on forever.

Anonymous said...

I think you should write a rant about earthlings. Don't they annoy you?

Rory the Ranter said...

yes they do...