You know what I hate about smoke detectors?

So, smoke detectors are good, right??? Wrong!!! They have to test occasionally. You are sleeping... snore... snore... snore... DUH-NUH-DUH-NUH... You jerk awake, and are like "What is that?!" It keeps going. Somebody comes in and says "The fire alarms are just testing... Go back to sleep." So it's like 1 am, right? You can't go back to sleep, because like, you are boiling! You fall asleep at like, 6:30 am, right? Then you wake up again at 7 am and have to get up, right? That is what I hate about fire alarms.

You know what I hate about movies? (1)

So, someone tells you "We're going to a movie!" and you're all like "Awesome! Which one?" so they tell you which movie you're going to see. It is the one you've wanted to see for so long. So you're all excited. Then they say "We're gonna see it at 4:30." And you get all sad because you're gonna have to wait two-and a-half hours! But then after waiting, you're at the theatre, and the movie is horrible!

You know what I hate about ski school? (1)

So, we have all of the hot, stuffy skiing gear on. So we go up the chairlift, and get all excited. Finally, we'll be allowed to ski! Then, the instructor says something like "Let's ski down to that building,” So all of us kids ski the 20 feet down to the building and think "Now we'll be able to ski down some real slopes!" But can we? No! We have to go inside and get hot chocolate so that we won't get dehydrated! I would rather be dehydrated than BOILED ALIVE!